键盘侠神鬼湖人弱队的福利&强队的灾星潜伏附加赛区的杀手

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[赛后贴]今日NBA常规赛,湖人队113-105战胜尼克斯队

双方数据

尼克斯(32-18):布伦森36分6板10助、迪文岑佐26分6板4助、阿丘瓦10分8板、哈特12分11板4助、哈尔滕6分15板2助2帽、麦克布莱德10分

湖人(26-25):詹姆斯24分5板5助2断、浓眉12分18板5助4帽、里夫斯22分6板7助、拉塞尔16分4助、普林斯16分、八村塁7分4板、克里斯蒂6分、海斯10分3助

[–]CavaliersRainierPC 372 points 3 hours ago

It must be sooo frustrating being a Lakers fan, seeing what they are capable of when they feel like actually playing.

骑士球迷:当一个湖人球迷,肯定是一件相当郁闷的事情!因为湖人队要是动起真格儿来,实力还是相当不俗的啊!

注:截至今日,湖人队26胜25负,仅排名西部第九。

[–]LakersKaseyOfTheWoods 106 points 2 hours ago

The range between the floor and ceiling is fucking astonishing. Marianas Trench to Everest.

湖人球迷:我湖啊,强起来能上天揽月,弱起来就跳海喂鳖!实力反复横跳!珠穆朗玛峰顶扎过营,马里亚纳海沟底躺过尸~~~

[–]RiversofJell0 70 points 3 hours ago

It’s made me go grey a lot sooner than I expected

球迷:看湖人比赛,令我脑袋上的白头发长势喜人!!我爸和我都称兄道弟的!!

[–]Lakersyuhkih 43 points 2 hours ago

We’re halfway thru the season and I still literally have no idea what to think about this team

湖人球迷:赛季已经过去一半了,我却还仍然不清楚这支湖人到底算是什么成色的…

[–]LakersPal__Pacino 37 points 2 hours ago

They yearn for the play-in. No one knows why but it just beckons to them and they can't refuse.

湖人球迷:你不懂,湖人对附加赛的爱简直是到了非她不娶的地步!大家都想不通啊,附加赛这姑娘何德何能,可湖人就是非她不可!

[–]LakersIjustquaffed 636 points 3 hours ago

AD literally dominated this game on defense. Holy shit he was a monster in the paint

Lakers defense was suffocating the 4th quarter

湖人球迷:今天浓眉在防守端真的是天下无敌了啊!我了个操哟,他在禁区简直是一只神兽!!湖人在第四节的防守实在是太窒息了!

[–][LAL] Anthony DavisLogicalLakersFan 285 points 3 hours ago

He’s the best all around defender.

湖人浓眉球迷:浓眉是联盟最全能的防守者!!

[–]GrizzliesLacabloodclot9 158 points 3 hours ago

He’s literally never caught out of position, his anticipation is crazy

灰熊球迷:他从来都不会失位啊!防守预判简直是神了!!

[–]Lakersbeast8955 110 points 3 hours ago

Unbelievable that he’s never won a DPOY

湖人球迷:然而浓眉却从来没有获得过最佳防守球员,你敢信吗!?

[–]WarriorsVallerie_09 65 points 3 hours ago

Has a shot this yr. Hope the voters will be kind to him

勇士球迷:今年他有机会!希望那些投票的人能够善待他~~~

[–]San Diego Clippers-Thick_Solid_Tight- 35 points 3 hours ago

They are a team I hope we don't face in the first round of the playoffs.

快船球迷:湖人是一支你绝不希望在季后赛首轮就碰到的队伍!!

[–][MEM] Kyle Lowryitsnotyellowfever 65 points 3 hours ago

LeBron, AD, and the Lakers' defensive upside is why I will never quit on them despite being smacked in 15 different directions advising me to do otherwise

灰熊球迷:有老詹、浓眉以及湖人的超强防守在,我是永远都不会放弃湖人的!!哪怕有人从15个不同的角度连续扇我巴掌,威胁我让我改变主意,我也不会就范!!

[–]LakersFeminismIsTheBestIsm 319 points 3 hours ago

Beat the 19-27 Hawks and the 23-25 Rockets? ❌

Beat the #1 seed Celtics and the resurgent Knicks? ✅

This team has gotta be trolling bro, watch them lose to the Hornets soon

湖人球迷:

击败19胜27负的老鹰和23胜25负的火箭?失败❌

击败联盟第一凯尔特人和复苏的尼克斯?成功✅

湖人这帮家伙,玩儿我们呢大哥!?等着瞧吧,很快他们就要输黄蜂这种鱼腩了…

注:周二,湖人将客场挑战黄蜂,吧友们拭目以待!

[–]LakersLosAngeles1s 119 points 3 hours ago

we’re going to lose to the pistons off a Killian Hayes 40 piece

湖人球迷:我们指定会输给活塞队,届时基利安-海斯爆砍40分把我们给打爆!!

注:北京时间2月14日,湖人将对阵活塞,吧友们拭目以待!

[–]KnicksMadSpaceYT 51 points 3 hours ago

I’ll delete my account if Hayes drops a 40 burger on the lakers

尼克斯球迷:如果海斯能在湖人头上拿40分,我当即卸载!!

注:活塞队的海斯,本赛季至今场均6.9分2.8篮板4.8助攻

[–][LAL] Lonzo BallEpicSoyMilk 386 points 3 hours ago

We beat good teams and lose to bad teams. That's the Lakers baby.

湖人球迷:弱队见了我,精神抖擞;强队见了我,屁滚尿流!厉害了我的湖,在下猜不透!!

[–][LAL] Sasha Vujacicnysraved[